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Christmas of 2004
***Please note that this post contains out-of-date links that do not work anymore*** The 2004 Christmas letter was sent out earlier this year. The Canadian government gave me my 49-cents-worth by sending every letter to Ottawa then to it’s correct destination …15 days late. Did you get them yet? They were sent 3 weeks ago? […]
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They *Say* They are Democratic
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lecthim (pronounced “gonna re-elect him”). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past four years, and in spite […]
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2002 Christmas Edition of the Hepburn Home Page
The 2002 Christmas Letter Let’s review where we left off last year. Christmas day – one of the finest Christmas trees ever seen by my eyes was sitting in our living room. Ironically we were not hosting any kind of gathering, so the tree was seen by a select few who visited us over the […]
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Peak Oil Production Has Past
Peak oil is an engaging topic for petroleum engineers and technologists. It’s the idea of when production will start to decline faster than we can find new reserves to keep up with demand.